Today, America’s Reigning Teenage Bride Princess Courtney Stodden is celebrating her 17th birthday. And she’s doing it the way many of us did: Buying lingerie with her 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchison.
Yes, it was back in lil ol 1994 that a baby wearing a weave cracked out of a silicone breast implant egg and called herself Courtney. She would go on to become one of the most controversial 45-year-olds people in pop culture history. And today, we celebrate her arrival. Her porny, lip-quivering, clear-bra-strap wearing, wig-combing, child-bride-wait-it-might-be-rape-right?-marriage having arrival. How else?
WITH A GIF WALL.
HAPPY 17TH BIRTHDAY COURTNEY STODDEN!
