2-D OR NOT 2-D?
Britney Spears
MOST INSPIRING BRANDON TEENA HALLOWEEN COSTUME
Justin Bieber
ME ON COSTCO SAMPLE DAY
Beyonce
BEST STILL FOUND ON THE COVER OF “BEA ARTHUR’S FINAL PORN”
Jo Calderone and Brian May
DO YOU SEE A WITCH? OR A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG LADY?
Deena
BEST SAVING PRIVATE RYAN REENACTMENT
Lil Wayne
CUE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN HEADSHAVING IN 3… 2…
Lady Gaga aka Jo Calderone and Britney Spears
BEST SHAVING RYAN’S PRIVATES REENACTMENT
Lil Wayne
MOST DELICIOUS HORS D’OEURVES
Katy Perry
GREATEST DEAL AT THE MATERNITY LIBERACE WAREHOUSE
Purple Sequined Blazer
WAIT, WHAT IS THIS?
Jessie J
WHAT I LOOKED LIKE AFTER MY 7TH CUP OF SKINNY GIRL MARGARITAS, IE THE DEVIL’S BREW
Comedian Jack Thriller
“AND THE AWARD GOES TO… SPANX. I MEAN SPANX. SPANX YOU GUYS.”
Kim Kardashian
AND NOW, WITH HER NEW SONG CALLED “ACTUAL SINGING TALENT…”
Adele
LONGEST LANDING STRIP
Jessie J
BEST RADIO RAHEEM CAMEO
Odd Future’s Acceptance Speech
SHE FINALLY KILLED THE SITUATION
Snooki
GWEN STEFANI’S MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATIONIEST
Nicki Minaj and Beyonce
MOST SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING FOR ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: CHIPWRECKED
Selena Gomez and Taylor Lautner (Now a Man)
BEST T-REX AT KARAOKE IMPRESSION
Beyonce
IS THAT A… BOOT? WTF
Jessie J
WHO ARE YOU? WHAT? NO, SAY IT INTO THE OLD TIMEY MICROPHONE YOU’RE HOLDING IN YOUR OTHER HAND!
Sameer Gadhia
SCENE RIGHT BEFORE THEY ROLLED IN TWO GIANT PAPIER-MACHE FACES OF SOME RANDOM BITCHES
Chris Brown
BITCHIEST BARISTA
Gaga
JESUS THE LEAD SINGER OF ARCADE FIRE LOOKS LIKE SH*T
Newly Not The Worst Jonah Hill
WHY WE NEED TO LEGALIZE MY LITTLE PONY ABORTION
Nicki Minaj
THE DARKEST LORD
Snooki’s Boyfriend
GREAT RECYCLYING SUGGESTION FOR ALL OF YOUR SMASHED KATY PERRY RECORDS
Katy Perry
THE PERFECT SHOE FOR ALL OF YOU “COLD ANKLE, HOT TOE” GALS
Britney
HOTTEST RUINED LAB EXPERIMENT
Jersey Shore’s Deena
BEST IMPRESSION OF AMERICA POST ARTHUR RELEASE
Russell Brand
OH GOOD SHE’S STANDING UP TO TAKE HER FINAL BOW FOR THE NIGH–
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jessie J
SCARIEST CIGGARETTE PACK CANCER WARNING
J-Woww and Snooki
MOST LIKELY TO COMLETE A TRIPLE ASSXLE
Kim Karsdashian
FLY BY BITCHSLAP
Chris Brown
SEXIEST BONIVA AD
30 SECONDS TO MARS
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD WINNER
Rebecca Black
MAN AFTER MY OWN GIANTESS HEART
Pitbull
BEST PANTS TO HAVE FIRST PERIOD IN
Justin Bieber
BEST USE OF AN AWARD TO THWART SNEAK VAGINA ATTACK
Britney Spears
GAY JAFARIEST
Russell Brand
SHARTIEST
J-Woww
BEST TALIBAN PROPAGANDA
Jersey Shore Cast
ILLEGALEST USA KIDS CLUB CALLBACK
LMFAO
HURRICANE IRENIEST
Masha Arielle
THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF JADEN SMITH
Jay-Z and Beyonce Spawn
WORST ATTEMPT TO DISTRACT FROM HAIRCUT
Vanessa Hudgens
“SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND… PHIL SPECTOR”
Jo and Bri
PHOTO THAT PROVES TO ME THAT I’M OLD AND DON’T UNDERSTAND CHILDREN ANYMORE
Justin and Selena
BABY SOUL SUCKIEST
Jared Leto
MOST ANTICIPATED STANLEY TUCCI REVEAL
From the Dress of this Anonymous Asian Woman
FYI: KANYE WEST GOT HOT. I THINK IT’S BECAUSE HE’S SMILING
Kanye and Katy
ON AN ALL NEW REAL WORLD: THE TENDERLOIN
The Cast Of The Buried Life
KILL ME
Love, Mich
