Kim Kardashian Has A Fairy PornMother

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Kim Kardashian‘s wedding brought a resurgence of her sex tape, guys. In the most unlikely of places, too. Ireland — because that’s what they love watching when they’re downing Guinness and crisps?  Enjoy it while you can, because if someone has their way, then Kim’ sex tape will be off the market. For good.

An anonymous buyer-good Samaritan has hired a lawyer from Tennessee who has contacted Steve Hirsch (the CEO of Vivid Entertainment) saying their client wants to drop some serious cash on Kim’s sex tape to “completely remove it from the market.”  An excerpt from the letter reads, “I was approached by a private party who has asked us about looking into the possibility of acquiring all rights of the Vivid, ‘Kim Kardashian Sex Tape. The party we represent does not intend to distribute or broadcast the ‘tape,’ but hopes to completely remove it from the market.”

They even want all the unused footage that the DVD never showed! And because mystery person loves them some Kim, the letter also mentions, “We would purchase any other footage you may have control of that involves Ms. Kardashian.” So “someone” wants to rid the world of all things pornographically Kim, past, present and future? Who thinks it’s Kim herself trying to go all 007 and stealth-like?

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