Sadly, Kim Kardashian’s “Jam (Turn It Up)” song failed to become the monster summer jam we all thought it would be, but maybe second time’s the charm, now that that Kim Kardashian’s “Jam (Turn It Up)” video teaser has leaked. Almost certainly not, but you never know! By the way, we use “Kim Kardashian” and “leaked” like we’d use her name with the words “video” or “song”: with one eyebrow comically raised towards the heavens.
Now, we’ll have to wait to see the whole thing to pass judgment (just kidding, we’re judging already!), but the video so far seems to follow one woman’s butt’s journey as it tries escape some sort of gigantic underground wind tunnel. Maybe Kim was trying on PVC booty shorts at PVC Booty Shorts ‘N Things when she accidentally fell through a grate in the dressing room, injuring her leg? That’s the only reason we can see why she’d be straight-up crawling in her music own video. What other reason could there conceivably be?