Girrrrrl! If this Madonna Lady Gaga quote is for real, we are now approaching Mean Girls-level cattitude between our two best blonds. “As for Lady Gaga, I have no comment to make about her obsessions having to do with me because I don’t know whether her behavior is rooted in something deep and meaningful, or superficial,” Madonna allegedly told French paper Le Soir. Well, looks like furiously denying ripping off Madonna and swapping your gender wasn’t enough to distinguish yourself, Gaga. Plan C: letting your upper arms get ever so slightly less chiseled than hers.
Before you chalk up Madge’s burn to a mistranslation and burn some sage to get rid of the negative energy in hee, Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg has apparently considering the quote important enough to merit a response, telling E! Online “I do know that [Madonna] has said many supportive things about Gaga over the years.” Well, maybe Lady Gaga can send Madonna hydrangeas as a peace offering. Wait, no…no! Someone call 1-800-Flowers back before the damage can’t be undone!