Now that George Clooney and Stacey Keibler are reportedly dating, Clooney’s most recent ex Elisabetta Canalis is taking it upon herself to brush the sadness Cheetos off her loneliness Snuggie and talk to the press about him. “I have always seen cold and controlled men as the right ones for me,” Canalis allegedly told Italian magazine Chi. “You have to accept that Prince Charming who is coming to save you is not going to happen — it works against you.” Plus, to know that from here on out, you’ll always be in some way dating down? It can’t be a pretty prospect.
Despite having split from George pack in June and picked up a spot on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars, Canalis still sounds epically bummed about their break-up. “At the end of the day I have always seen the end of my relationships as a personal failure. There is nothing ever pretty is saying goodbye,” she says, explaining “I’m a bit of a tomboy, but when it comes to love I am a doormat. I’m looking for men who can give me security.” Truly, how can Elisabetta bear to even look at a man without a yacht now? But seriously, tell us how!