Remember when, on Clarissa Explains It All, Clarissa had those video games on her computer that you knew weren’t like the ones you played in real life because they were so much clearer than the usual 8-bit adventure? Those were the video games we all wanted, but couldn’t have because, well, they weren’t real.
One game Clarissa would have definitely had her hands on was had Full House: Tournament Fighter, a combat game in the style of Mortal Kombat that pitted Uncle Jesse against Uncle Joey in a battle of the Uncles. It wasn’t real, of course, just a perfectly doctored video for YouTube that is the best. But, man, if it were real, we’d already have bought a Sega off eBay before you could say “Have mercy!”