Jessica Simpsons Dismisses Breast Reduction Rumors With Boob Puns

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After tabloids reported that she’d downsize her D-cups, Jessica Simpson has taken to her Twitter to blast those rumors with a dose of self confidence, and some truly priceless boob-themed puns. “Been getting lots of questions about this alleged breast reduction,” she wrote yesterday. “Not t0 w0rry…I LOVE MY BOOBIES!! They aren’t going anywhere!” Yes Jessica, we were all very concerned. Stories have been making the rounds that the elder Simpson sis would reduce her bust to prep for her wedding with NFL star Eric Johnson. “She thinks if she downsizes her breasts she will look smaller,” a source told InTouch Weekly. “She’s never loved having a huge chest.” But Jessica made boobs of them *zing* by insisting that these ta-ta tales are nothing but false. “It’s UDDERly not true!” she wrote. “Breast assured everyone!” Damn it Jess, you’ve out-punned us!