Is anything more American than a gaggle of Hooters waitresses (and their respective, perky bosoms) shouting “Theeeenk you!” to the heroes of 9/11 in a video called — wait for it — “Hooters Remembers”? No. That’s the United States in a nutshell. (And thank you for remembering, Hooters!)
It’s like if Uncle Sam had an amazing chest and took tips for serving you extra spicy BBQ chicken wings, and then he saluted the flag. That’s what it’s like. That’s exactly what it’s like.
Her eyes are up here, fellas. Stars and stripes. Never forget. Boobs.
[via Hyper Vocal]