First there was A&E’s Hoarders. Then, banking on the success of watching people who make you feel slightly less filthy and disgusting about the state of your own home, TLC put together Hoarders: Buried Alive, which is basically the same show, only with the added threat of imminent “trapped in your home” death in the title. Most episodes of either Hoarders are unbearable, not only because of the filth, but also because those who choose to hoard are 100 percent of the time mentally unstable people who are probably not getting the real help they need.
But why focus on all this “negative” “imagery” when sometimes, Hoardies can bring happiness into our lives! Take recent Hoarder Donna, author of Ventriloquism For Dummies (my oldest joke, you’re welcome), who risked being buried alive by thousands upon thousands of ventriloquist puppets. Donna was a sweet woman who, unfortunately, had an addiction to the scariest thing known to man. And also, no offense to the woman, but her lips totally moved the entire time. I mean…
Here are the 30 Creepiest Stills taken from the episode… along with some bonus GIFs. Scroll through and see if you can find my 3 favorite dummies!!
1. SEE? HER LIPS TOTALLY MOVE.
MY FAVORITES: 23, 21 & 19