You know that Coco Chanel quote that goes something like, “Before you leave the house, look in the mirror and take one thing off?” If the one thing is an abdomen-concealing front bustle, maybe, possibly, you should consider another ensemble all together. Beyonce visited New York Fashion Week today with sister Solange in a Vera Wang beige leather minidress that might best be described as business up top, sea sponge on the bottom. As for Beyonce’s baby bump, the dress manages to both draw your eye directly to her midsection, then force you to look immediately away in confusion. Don’t get us wrong; Beyonce could wear stirrup pants and a fanny pack and still be the most stunning person, pregnant or otherwise, at those runway shows. In fact, we wish she would so that we could get away with wearing them. We just wonder how many dozens upon dozens of designer dresses Bey passed over in favor of…a skirt-shaped loofah?
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