The title of this post might’ve been a joke like three Christina Hendricks red carpet dresses ago, but now I’m about 70% certain that Christina Hendricks’ boobs are literally sentient, living entities:
Oh cool, we’re making the same face right now! You can click the image for full size, if you’re reading this post on one of those futuristic archvillain entire-wall tv screens.
After the jump, two more pictures of Christina Hendricks at the “I Don’t Know How She Does It” premiere. And by “It,” we mean, “stand for four seconds”:
“Uhhhh, guys? Helloooo, UP HERE! Is where my boobs are.”
(pics via Getty Images)