The internet is good for a few things. Keeping in touch with loved ones, staying abreast of the latest news and entertainment, porn. And one of the many things we personally rely on the internet for is the endless supply of photos and videos of fat cats.
Yes, the Fat Cat is 80 percent of the reason the internet has succeeded. I myself used to be the proud owner of a fat cat named Lutzy, who passed away at 11 while looking like a beached seal with a peanut head. (That last sentence is Da Vinci Code for “I will make a great Mom one day.”) And it’s not like he didn’t exercise! Alas, he left us, and my search for the new Fat Cat King of the Internet continued…
It is with great honor and esteem that I present you the new King of Fat Cats on the Internet. His owner papipapa refers to him only as “Fat Cat,” and really, no other name would suit such a divine creature. We first met Fat Cat in this now insanely viral video of him walking on an underwater treadmill. But oh. He has so much more to offer. He sits on a little pink Laz-y-Boy. He plays piano. He swims. He watches TV like a human. He models. He is nothing short of a gift. And he is… The New King Of Fats Cats On The Internet.
Those seeking proof, I present to you the below 36 — yes THIRTY-SIX — videos. Believe me, every single one of them is required internet viewing.
I, for one, welcome our new fat cat overlord…
23. Things pick up at :44.