You can go ahead and cancel the candlelight vigil. For those of you worried about losing hours of sleep over former RHoDC star Michaele Salahi’s kidnapping rumors, it turns out that she’s safe and sound and shacking up with Journey‘s lead guitarist Neal Schon, with whom she used to have a “intimate and passionate relationship.” Hmmm…can you experience an emotion that is equal parts relief and disappointment? Can we call it “pulling a Salahi”?
According to TMZ, despite her husband Tareq Salahi‘s calls to police alleging kidnapping, last night Lady Salahi was watching Schon shred in Nashville and is probably right this moment bugging Steve Perry for hair care tips. “Nobody kidnapped her and they are in Memphis together,” Journey’s rep Scoop Marketing confirms. At least this saves Michaele and Tareq the trouble of cutting all those letters out of magazines…we mean, of worrying about Michaele’s well-being anymore.