Heather Morris Got Breast Implants, Promptly Removed Them

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We often have to remind ourselves that she is not the same person as her Glee character, but doesn’t the fact that Heather Morris got breast implants then immediately took them out a very Britney-esque thing to do? Talking about it in public certainly is.

“Implants were something I thought I wanted when I was younger, and now I don’t,” the actress/dancer told Fitness magazine. “It was hard being active with them, because my chest was always sore. It hurt a lot, and I didn’t like always being in pain, so they had to go!” We’re imagining Heather decided that in the parking lot after walking out of the hospital. Here’s the thing: in addition to being our favorite bisexual cheerleader, Heather Morris has never looked anything short of insanely hot just as she is. We’re imagining stabbing chest pains probably wouldn’t have added to her appeal.