As if New York Fashion Week wasn’t in enough of the tizzy over Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina slowly merging into one multi-headed spray-tanned entity, now New York Mag reports that Lindsay Lohan threw her drink onto a waitress at yesterday’s V Magazine Black and White Ball. After hurling her booze, Lohan indicated to the moistened server that she was trying to throw it on someone else, yelling “Not you, him!” Well, there ain’t no party like a Lindsay Lohan party, because a Lindsay Lohan party could accidentally blind you!
Not content that she had made enough of a definitive statement (even after getting into a fight with a photographer on Tuesday night), Lohan proceeded to throw her French Fries, and at one point was allegedly seen “sucker-punching a seemingly innocent bystander as she walked past.” Oh my god…Lindsay Lohan was eating French Fries? That’s the most encouraging thing we’ve read about Lilo in a long time. Maybe things are going to turn out alright for her after all…oh right, if she stop throwing things at people.
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