Um, apparently, that’s a good thing, according to the lady in this instructional video that teaches you how to use a Flowbee, which is some sort of hair vacuum invented by a carpenter in the eighties meant to style both human hair and poodle fur (#notjoking).
Listen long enough to the narrator, and you’ll start believing that this device is so innovative that you might actually be be able to channel the exploratory nature of “kids,” a general group of people who allegedly GO NUTS with their hairstyles. Kids these days, amirite?
The main takeaway from this video? KEEP BOUNCING. ALWAYS BOUNCE. NEVER STOP BOUNCING.