Joseph Gordon-Levitt Makes Your Ex’s Job Look Cool In Premium Rush Trailer

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Joseph Gordon Levitt’s Premium Rush trailer sure makes your ex-boyfriend’s career path seem way cooler than it actually was. It makes being a bike messanger seems more like being an international spy, except with no health insurance and no protection against the rain. Also…isn’t having no breaks in a city filled with opening cab doors just seem, well, foolish? Though what do we know; we aren’t accidental daredevil biker spies, now are we?

Costarring The Hangover Part II‘s Jamie Chung, the movie has the Dark Knight Rises actor charged with a very important, extremely mysterious package…that Gordon-Levitt must guard with his life. Seriously, was this film made by the Bike Messenger Association of America? That’s the only explanation for how awesome they make delivering packages look. UPS needs to look into film making, state.