Justin Timberlake And Mila Kunis Deny Sexting Each Other

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This does not compute. In the wake of the Mila Kunis phone hacking rumors, Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis deny sexting each other, issuing a joint statement that flies in the face of all rational sexiness. “At no time did Mr. Timberlake and Ms. Kunis exchange inappropriate texts or emails,” their reps told People yesterday. “The insistence that there is any inappropriate correspondence between the two parties is entirely false.” However, if they didn’t send each other sexy pics, then they violated several universal laws about how attractive costars have to communicate. It’s a Sext-22!

The denial seems targeted at rumors regarding a nude pic of an unidentified man, allegedly found among the photos stolen from Mila’s phone. “In closing, Mr. Timberlake would like us to make it clear that while he might write songs about putting things in boxes, he never has and definitely doesn’t make a habit of taking any photos of them and sending them,” Timberlake and Kunis’s statement concludes. But why, we want to know? Quickly, to the lab!