Are you tired of getting nominated for Oscars, hanging out on film sets with glamorous costars, and being named one of the most beautiful people in the world? Wouldn’t you rather just sit around with a jug of Tide detergent all day? Michelle Williams feels ya. The actress recently opened up to American Hobo magazine about her desire for a more “average” career. “I often dream of quitting acting,” she muses. “Walking away and becoming a laundress or a sous chef or maybe writing other people’s love letters for a living.” OK, we’re with you on the laundress and sous chef, but is there really a person out there you can hire to write love letters? Because we really could have used their number in high school.
A professional love-letter author isn’t the strangest occupation Michelle considered perusing. Apparently the pixie-haired starlet also wanted to go ten rounds at Madison Square Garden. “First I wanted to be a boxer. I don’t know why but I wanted to fight Mike Tyson. That was the dream.” It’s never too late, Michelle. Mike’s starting to get up there in age, we bet you have a shot at takin’ him down. Who needs an Oscar when you’re the heavyweight champion of Hollywood?
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