We can all agree that Ryan Gosling sends chills up our collective national spine, right? Look at him: he is beautiful. He dresses perfectly. His hair sits at just the right angle. His smile is like a spear through your heart. His accent — whatever it may be — is sexually empowering to anyone who will listen. This guy is the one to beat, and by “beat,” we mean “mount in your dreams.”
Watch Ryan Gosling talk about Canada, and by the end of it, you will decide it’s high time to move north. Sure, you said you were Toronto-bound when George W. Bush beat John Kerry to literally ruin the world, but this time you really mean it because, hey girl, you’d do anything for Ryan Gosling.