- The Carmela Soprano look — basically Carol Brady with frosted zebra stripes — never ages
- Your uncle went to Hicksville High School with Billy Joel …two years after he dropped out
- There is never one g*ddamn parking space at Costco
- You’ve been to the Boardy Barn at least once, and it was awesome or disgusting, depending on whether you still voluntarily live on Long Island
- BEST PIZZA ANYWHERE
If you’re the Long Island Medium, you’re just some self-proclaimed “normal housewife” who manages to also be a psychic or something. You also play into cable TV’s weird fascination with the bridge-and-tunnel crowd (call it The Snooki Effect), but you might also tip the scale by having a fascinating skill, rather than JUST being loud and tacky. So good on you, Long Island Medium!