How amazing would it be to be rich and famous enough to rent adorable chubbular infants at your leisure? “Hey girl, let’s go hang out at the park and have a picnic. I’ll bring, I don’t know, half a dozen assorted babues?” We won’t even pretend we aren’t squee-ingly jealous of this Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez baby photo, which Biebs posted to InstaBieber. Look at those cute smiles and teeny little outfits. And the babies look cute too! “Brangelina 2.0 hahahahahaha,” Justin joked under the picture. Oh man, Justin, you are fulfilling so many people’s fantasies. And destroying so, so many more.