Christina Milian Went To Some Sort Of Diaper Party


This is Christina Milian at a candy store in New York City, where she and her daughter celebrated the debut of Pampers Cruisers, a new line of diapers that allow babies extra wiggle room in which to deposit feces and urine.

This just gets us thinking: what must that day have been like for Christina Milian?

Do you think she called her assistant and was like, “What’s on the schedule for today?” And her assistant, as usual, was like, “Uh, well…not much. You’ve got a personal training session at noon. And then we have to take your measurements for a sweater at 2:00. And at 5:00, you HAVE to be at Dylan’s Candy Bar for the launch of a new line of diapers. They need you there because, hey, you might very well be the next big …face of diapers. So there will be a diaper cake. No, you don’t have to eat it? But a bite would be nice. Just a bite, if just to support Pampers. Pampers needs the support of you, Christina Milian!”

Being moderately famous is so weird. A diaper party. Good heavens.

[via Splash News Online]

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