Hi, Patrick Dempsey: What The Hell Are You Doing?

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Consider Patrick Dempsey at the premiere for Cirque du Soleil’s “Iris” in Hollywood. We have thoughts about this picture. Very strong thoughts that we will now enumerate for you.

• WTF, Patrick Dempsey? You’re frickin’ McDreamy. Get it together!

Tyra Banks is somewhere right now, aiming her book Modelland at your solar plexus.

• On Twitter, this would be hashtag ‘hipsterfail

• We see no muscles so do not draw attention to what it is that you don’t have.

• If you’re going to ham it up, at least commit it to it fully, will you? Like Thomas Jane does! Go hard or go home.

• Please go back to being hot.

[Photo: Splash News Online]