Consider Patrick Dempsey at the premiere for Cirque du Soleil’s “Iris” in Hollywood. We have thoughts about this picture. Very strong thoughts that we will now enumerate for you.
• WTF, Patrick Dempsey? You’re frickin’ McDreamy. Get it together!
• Tyra Banks is somewhere right now, aiming her book Modelland at your solar plexus.
• On Twitter, this would be hashtag ‘hipsterfail‘
• We see no muscles so do not draw attention to what it is that you don’t have.
• If you’re going to ham it up, at least commit it to it fully, will you? Like Thomas Jane does! Go hard or go home.
• Please go back to being hot.
[Photo: Splash News Online]