Jason Alexander became famous on Seinfeld, where he played George Costanza, who was basically a fictionalized version of Larry David (who, by all accounts, plays a fictionalized version of Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm). George Castanza — America’s nebbishiest, curmudgeoniest little man since
Prince Woody Allen — entered our hearts and our homes, where he did a lot of squawking about things like napping at work, carrying a full wallet, and why his penis looked so small.
And, of course, he was bald. It was a recurring topic on Seinfeld: George being bald. It was, like, a thing.
So, um, Jason Alexander looks like this now:
So many questions!
1. Why now?
2. Is that what hair plugs look like?
2b. If so, YIKES!
3. Is a synthetic combover really an ideal method to combat baldness?
4. Does he know…that we know?
5. What would Larry David say?
Feel free to leave your answers below because we’re just…yeah, we don’t know what that is.