Andy Rooney will make his final appearance on 60 Minutes this Sunday, drawing to a close a long and storied career of harmlessly lovable nonsense.
With the conclusion of Rooney’s career, however, we must also bid farewell to one of the finest games ever to grace God’s green internet: The Andy Rooney Game, a co-creation of Noah Garfinkel and Joe Mande, who realized that simply cutting together the first and last lines in Andy Rooney’s weekly rants made for instant and unpredictably absurd amusement.
Below, some of our favorite Andy Rooney games, beginning with Surprise Party:
Three more great ones after the jump:
You can check out the rest here.
Goodbye, Andy! The internet thanks you, and totally agrees re: assassination.