Boasting lyrics like “I left my Emmys in my beatbox” and “I will get you sweaty because I’m the big Betty,” the whirlwind tour sees no signs of stopping, as we can now count among Betty White’s achievements a novelty song that sounds like a rejected Ke$ha track.
There’s no easy way to say this, but have we reached our collective Betty White breaking point yet? As someone whose DVR list is 99% The Golden Girls and 1% Long Island Medium, I’m happy to see Rose Nylund riding her third wave of appreciation all the way to the bank, but just when is enough enough? (Hint: Auto-Tune should always play a major role in that answer.)
[UPDATE: THIS WHOLE THING IS FOR A CHARITY BENEFITING ANIMALS AT THE GREATER LOS ANGELES ZOO ASSOCIATION, SO DISREGARD THE ABOVE AND AGREE THAT BETTY WHITE IS PERFECT.]