Ke$ha Is Having More Sloppy Fun Than You In Rio

by Halle Kiefer

While you’re busy drawing Home Simpson-style eyeballs on each half of a ping pong ball to fool your boss into thinking you’re awake, Ke$ha is having the time of her life at Rio de Janeiro’s Rock in Rio, giving her backup dancers a glitter rub-down and saluting her own freak flag, long may it wave. You know what’s not having the time of it’s life, though? That poor, poor, awesome guitar. Would that we all could give our life for so noble a goal, i.e. the rockin’est version of “Tik Tok” the Southern Hemisphere has ever seen.

[Photo: Splash News Online]