A Note To Christina Aguilera’s Stylists

by Ambika Muttoo (@missmuttoo)

Dear People of Christina,

As a precursor to what we’re going to say, can we state that we do love Christina Aguilera? So what we’re about to say comes out of concern! We’d like to have a word with whoever is taking care of the singer’s hair and wardrobe because as far as we know, both of them have been on a steady decline.

We feel that Christina hit a real low at the “Michael Forever Tribute” Concert in Cardiff, right before the weekend. Her body has CHANGED, people. She’s beautiful and does not — and should not — need to be be stuffed into sausage casing.

It’s entirely in your power to put Christina in clothing that suits her body. There’s no shame in that — she has curves now, which is great! We don’t need fabulous singers like her to pander to stereotypical stage wear. And the hair? And the makeup? Consider the photos, guys. They don’t lie! Can we please see some chic and not crazy? This leotard-fishnet-bad hair mess needs to go, stat.

We’re watching you,

The FABlife

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