What Is Arnold Schwarzenegger Thinking?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger honored the winners at the Bodybuilding Congress in Madrid, Spain recently, and there were probably a lot of things going on inside his head. Things like:

“Man, the Spanish really know how to tan.”

The Situation looks terrible!”

“The peach-colored bikini really doesn’t do him any favors, huh?”

“Anybody need a governor?”

“To be fair, when you focus that much on the rest of your body, it must be easy to just let your teeth go.”

“How do you say ‘I Survived Maria‘ in Spanish?”

“I wonder where they keep the maids around here…”

“Sure, he’s already won the trophy, but wait until he gets a free copy Jingle All The Way.”