Joe Jonas Leads A Faster Life Than You

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Congrats to the middle Jonas Brother, whose first solo album, Fastlife, drops today. It’s a big step in the career of a Disney star. But it’s one of many big steps the 22-year-old Joe Jonas has managed to cram into his young life. Way more than most of us, of course. Take a look …

By age 16: After opening for the likes of Kelly Clarkson and the Backstreet Boys, the JoBros released It’s About Time. Jeez, these boys are impatient!

By age 19: Had a 3-D Concert Experience, complete with a private-jet-powered publicity stunt involving surprise appearances at screenings. Saw two albums hit #1 on Billboard. Was outed as a terrible boyfriend by Taylor Swift, first on Ellen and then in a song.

By age 21: Appeared on “Top Chef” (this makes us the most jealous). Was outed as a terrible boyfriend when, post-breakup, Demi Lovato promptly left her tour with the JoBros and entered rehab. Dated a Twilight star (Ashley Greene).

By age 22: Had a song remixed by Lil Wayne. Dated models. Experiments with his R&B/dance side. And gets ready to tour Europe with Britney Spears. Underachiever!

[Photos: Splash News Online, Getty]

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