Beyonce’s baby bump has been the topic of much conversation recently. How many more blog inches would it earn if it was, say, covered in Swarovski crystals or draped with golden scales? Hopefully we’ll find out, now that Beyonce’s maternity line for House of Dereon is on the way. “All I see now are clothes that are flattering on a pregnant woman,” she told Harper’s Bazaar. “It’s been so exciting for me!” Let’s hope Bey’s still as excited when her abdomen starts looking better than she does. Then it can have it’s own line and call it…what, Bump-yonce? Sasha Fetus?
Not included in the new line, we’re assuming, is the baggy dress that had rumors of a fake Beyonce baby bump swirling yesterday. Says Bey, “I love figuring out designs that still make me feel edgy and sexy while pregnant. Flowy fabrics are always flattering but I still rock my stilettos.” With any luck her designs will come out before Babyonce does. Though…do you think a nursing bra would look good with epaulets? What are we saying? If Beyonce‘s wearing it, of course it would!