Watch The Original American Pie Cast Masturbate A Lot In American Reunion

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Here’s the trailer for American Reunion, the next American Pie installment where the entire original cast gets back together to masturbate and have stuff happen to them while they’re masturbating (there’s even a part where Eugene Levy walks in on himself masturbating then goes AH! and masturbates).

In this RED BAND TOO HOT FOR JERRY PIE SPRINGER trailer, Jason Biggs and Alyson Hannigan are sharing a room, then she goes to take a bath and hoooboy, it is masturbation and wacky stuff happening during masturbation time! I guess this trailer’s technically NSFW, especially if you masturbate to it then your boss walks in and he’s Eugene Levy (do NOT watch this at work if you work for LevCo):

Pardon the TMIness of this comment, but I think I’ve successfully masturbated about 9 trillion times without something crazy ever happening to me. The American Pie characters are now like 0-for-7 in that department. Am I just exceedingly lucky? Or are these films partaking in magical realism? I say second thing.

Sooo, Pie generation – people planning on seeing this? Or just staying home and masturbating?

(via Gawker)