Anderson Cooper, increasingly shedding all his dignity (as one is wont to do when they host a talk show called Anderson), has taken to serving customers at Boston Market.
Normally, we’d be kinda bummed that he’s being relegated to such silly a ratings ploy, but, um, have you guys ever had Boston Market? Because it’s huh-maa-zeeng!
Imagine your cheesy fusilli, creamy spinach, and piping hot cornbread served with the soft caress of Anderson’s silky smooth, well-moisturized hands, met with a twinkling gleam in his eyes and the glimmer of his silver head of hair? That’s not comfort food, that’s LOVE food.