Anderson Cooper Picks Up Part Time Work At Boston Market

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Anderson Cooper, increasingly shedding all his dignity (as one is wont to do when they host a talk show called Anderson), has taken to serving customers at Boston Market.

Normally, we’d be kinda bummed that he’s being relegated to such silly a ratings ploy, but, um, have you guys ever had Boston Market? Because it’s huh-maa-zeeng!

Imagine your cheesy fusilli, creamy spinach, and piping hot cornbread served with the soft caress of Anderson’s silky smooth, well-moisturized hands, met with a twinkling  gleam in his eyes and the glimmer of his silver head of hair? That’s not comfort food, that’s LOVE food.

[via ONTD]

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