When one reads about a celebrity birthday bash, it usually sounds like quite an ostentatious affair in which the rich and fabulous take over some club in New York, L.A., or Vegas named, like, PHYRE or NITEBOOM or something. There’s top-notch bottle service, a very strict guest list, and some skank/douchebag always ends up dancing on tables a couple hours into the night, usually Rumer Willis or Andy Dick.
Kirk Cameron, on the other hand, prefers a quieter, more depressing affair.
Looks like a blast. Sandwiches? Half a bottle of juice? CONDIMENTS? Let’s get this party started!
This lady knows what we’re talking about:
Although, in Kirk’s defense, he is pretty busy making CREEPY RELIGIOUS VIDEOS.