Scarlett Johansson Charity Date Cost Approximately $41,000. What A Bargain!

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Bored millionaires and those willing to take out a home loan to fulfill their dreams, have we got news for you! Over the weekend a Scarlett Johansson charity date was auctioned off for a measly 26,000 British pounds, or $41,000. To eat chicken masala next to the star of Match Point, then seeing her horrified expression as you bumblingly ask for her phone number? Unless the cost was “priceless,” then they’re practically giving it away!

Scarlett donated the pleasure of her company, a date entitled “Lust In Translation,” for the U.K. organization Breakthrough Breast Cancer, which also auctioned off cooking lessons with Gwyneth Paltrow and a walk-on role in a Guy Ritchie movie. The evening raised a grand total of 140,000 pounds all together as part of the organization’s “Too Many Women” campaign. From the sounds of it, Scarlett will have the exact opposite problem on her date: the Rolling Stone’s Ronnie Wood and a gentleman by the name of Sir David Tang split the bid, and will both be escorting Ms. Johansson out on the town. Our advice for next time? Round up 4,100 of your closest friends and take Scarlett on one massive date. It just makes economic sense!