We appreciate a good old fashioned girl crush as much as the next middle schooler, but these gushy Reese Witherspoon Jennifer Aniston make out comments makes us want to hide behind some tubas in the band room. “There’s not that many people actually that have this incredible combination of sex appeal and complete lovabililty,” Reese raved about Jen at the ELLE‘s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute. “You just want to get your nails done with her, and you want to make out with her at the same time . . . at least I do!” Oh, just announce it to the whole cafeteria, why don’t you, Reese? By homeroom tomorrow, the entire school will know!
Witherspoon continued to praise her former Friends sister, who offered a nervous Witherspoon advice when she stopped by to play Aniston’s onscreen sibling in 1999. “[She said], ‘You’re going to make a mistake and you’re going to flip your line and whatever — and the audience is going to love it. Don’t try to be perfect, just try to be yourself,” Reese recalled, before laughing, “First we get our nails done, then we make out! It’s totally awesome. That’s because she’s MY friend, not yours!” Hmm, just don’t let Justin Theroux find out when you’re in gym class, girl. You know that guy has a motorcycle, right?