Well, considering that’s never going to happen (nor is the portrayal of actual classy women because, hi, have you seen these shows?), the second best we could ever hope for is a pitch-perfect satire on YouTube, which we receive in the form of The Real Housewives Of South Boston. Anyone familiar with life in and around Beantown can surely identify with the things that occupy these ladies lives: ciggies, big hair, and Marky Mark. And fights. Lots and lots of fights.
Actually, that sounds just like every other Housewives franchise.