If you’ve been watching this season of Jersey Shore, you know Mr. Mike Sorrentino has accumulated quite a number of enemies on his Hate List. He can go ahead and add the names of Apple’s security team to that lengthy scroll, because Gizmodo reports that allegedly The Situation was kicked out an Apple store. The fact that this is nowhere near the most embarrassing thing Mike will do this week is…chilling.
Despite what you’re thinking, the Situation’s prompt removal was not due to his compulsive need to start bar-wide fight fights nor his tendency to scream, in graphic detail, the nuances of his hook-up with Snooki. No, the reality star was instead trying to butt in line for a new phone. “One of my former Apple compatriots just kicked The Situation out of an Apple store for trying to cut in line for a 4S. HE IS MY HERO,” Laurenn McCubbin tweeted. At least the Situation didn’t respond the way he usually does to a challenge: by smashing his head against the wall. Those Apple stores are almost all glass; the whole thing would have shattered like a dropped Christmas ornament.