In case you were wondering how fast society was approaching the Singularity, news that Coco’s butt is on Twitter answering questions about itself should give you a pretty good idea. “OMG.I woke up this morning & my ass was on Twitter answering questions..It has a mind of its own.Happy Thong Thursday!,” Ice-T‘s lady tweeted this morning. Besides your usual questions like “Wha?” and “How does it type?” and “Wait, so it was awake before you were, Coco?,”we took the liberty of imagining a (fictional) Q&A, with the queries we would like answered by Coco’s sentient derriere:
Q: @cocosworld Will you marry me?
A: @cocosbutt4mybride I’m already married to Ice-T, sorry! If they ever pass a law saying butts can have their own separate husband, give me a call!
Q: @cocosworld Any chance you’d ever work with Coco on some new tracks?
@ cocomusicisthegreatestmusicofalltime I keep telling her we need to do a cover of Sisqo‘s “Thong Song,” but she’s not having it! It makes sense, right?
Q: @cocosworld What do you think of the 2012 presidential race? Any plans to run?
A: @cocoforpresident Ugh, don’t even get me started on campaign finance reform! Maybe in 2016?
Q: @cocosworld Do you ever just sit? You know, just normal butt sitting?
A: @HalleKiefer Great question! My sheer glory actually creates a force field that allows me to levitate several inches off of any surface, so not really!
Q: @cocosworld Would you do it all again?
A: @jruntagh In a heartbeat.
[Photo: Coco's Twitter]