Toddlers & Tiaras BREAKOUT STAR (good title!) Eden Wood is ironically beloved by the denizens of adults who trape through every corner of the internet for pieces of nonsense that make your lunch break a little bit more fun. Something like, I dunno, Eden Wood in a kinda fake ad campaign? Or Eden Wood’s slowed-down, almost drunk-ish performance on The Talk?
Or a blessed new discovery by BWE buddy Lindsay Robertson, who points out that this terrifying Glamour Shot of Ms. Wood would make a “perfect” housewarming gift for people you don’t want to ever invite you back to their home again. Take it in:
It’s gonna be a good day.