The 7 Most Hilarious Pictures Of Chris Bosh And His Tiny Wife

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Last week, I brought to you an expose of a dating phenomenon I’ve dubbed “Tally-Smallies,” where an extremely tall man, or “gi-gi,” dates someone who is “tine-tine.” That article presented some examples — Tom and Katie, Mick Jagger and Cruella, etc. — but sadly forgot a twosome who sky-rocketed to the top of my Tally-Smally list.

Here is Miami Heat basketball player Chris Bosh and his wife Adrienne Bosh, who, if the photos are to be believed, is 48 months old. I mean seriously howwww do these two carry on a conversation? And not to be crass — because lord knows Patti Stanger has made me aware of “spinners” — but seriously the sex. The sex. It’s gotta be like half the length of her body right??? I need Science Channel to give these two an entire hour of “How Do They Do It?”

Here are 7 6 hilarious photos of Chris and his wife that will have you scratching your heads in bewilderment. The first photo will also reveal to you that Terminator is a midget.

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[Photos: Getty Images]