Ashton Kutcher Having A Serious Moment: Caption This

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Today in Ashton-Demi Divorce Watch: Us Weekly is reporting that Ashton Kutcher was “somber” at last night’s GQ Gentleman’s Ball, where he and Demi (who wasn’t there) were honored for their Real Men Don’t Buy Girls campaign. Of course, the theory, as posited by Us Weekly, is that he was unusually serious and pensive because he was thinking remorsefully about maybe possibly cheating on Demi. Here are a couple of other possible explanations:

» His date was his spiritual mentor, Rabbi Philip Berg. That’s always intimidating!

» He was being honored for campaigning against human trafficking. LOLz! (And this is in New York, where the Village Voice has been ripping into his Real Men ads as misleading.)

» He realized that Two and a Half Men is kind of a crappy show.

Anyway, check out these pics of Ashton gesticulating onstage. Come up with some captions of your own and share them with us on Twitter @TheFABlife.

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