I Feel The Need…The Need For BABY TOP GUN COSTUME!

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“What’s your problem, Kazanski?”

“You’re EVERYONE’S problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you’re unsafe. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous.”

“That’s right, ICEMAN! I AM dangerous. Wait, I mean… Goo.”

“Goo goo.”

EPILOGUE:

“You can share my binky anytime.”

“Bullsh*t! You can share mine.”

(Reddit, via The Daily What)