“What’s your problem, Kazanski?”
“You’re EVERYONE’S problem. That’s because every time you go up in the air, you’re unsafe. I don’t like you because you’re dangerous.”
“That’s right, ICEMAN! I AM dangerous. Wait, I mean… Goo.”
“Goo goo.”
EPILOGUE:
“You can share my binky anytime.”
“Bullsh*t! You can share mine.”
(Reddit, via The Daily What)
