Christina Aguilera is under no obligation to slip into a leotard and fishnets for all her performances, but what in the name of Kevin-James-looking, Segway-riding, crime-busting mall police did she wear to yesterday’s Disney Parks Christmas Day parade? A long sleeve white button plus an undone silk tie equals Xtina chasing a pack of rowdy teens out of Express. Seriously, it’s rarely a good sign when Minnie Mouse’s Mrs. Santa dress looks more pulled together. Are we right about this, or are we just being a bunch of Grinches?
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