“All week we’ve just been crying and crying and posing and crying and …,” Nasim Pedrad whined, playing Kim Kardashian in SNL‘s hilarious spoof of “Kim’s Fairytale Divorce” over the weekend. Our stomachs still hurt from laughing. But seriously, folks. We’re not sure if Nasim can match the real-life posing Kim did in front of husband-for-now Kris Humphries‘ house in Minnesota on Sunday.
She was photographed standing on his back porch, looking distressed while talking on her cell. Here’s the thing: We know the impulse to step outside when you want a minute alone to talk on the phone, especially after a fight with someone inside the house. But that is a big freaking house. There are many rooms in which she could probably talk in private. And obviously, if you’re Kim Kardashian, you know there are paparazzi outside, ready to catch your every gesture. So, color us cynical, but that phone call seems a little much.
Adding to what some might call her performance: Her relatively makeup-free appearance at the airport going home to L.A., where she oh-so-subtly held her ringless left hand up to her chest. (Kris, too, was snapped without a ring as he went to the gym on Friday.) But all this speculation is hurting our heads. Let’s go back to watching Kristen Wiig as Kris Jenner.
[Photo: Splash News Online, NBC]