George Clooney perpetuates his dual image as “Godlike Multi-talented Humanitarian” and “Regular Dude You Could Be Friends With” in the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone. On the one hand, he talks about how “the world is in trouble.” On the other, he admits that the word “Johnson” makes him laugh.
He also walks the line between revealing TMI and not nearly enough info (NNEI?). Examples:
TMI: His detailed description of his first orgasm, which occurred while climbing a rope in gym class.
NNEI: He says he lost his virginity at 16 but doesn’t tell us how or with whom!
TMI: “Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.” OK, we get it!
NNEI: “She can do whatever she wants,” he says of girlfriend Stacy Keibler tweeting about how happy she is. “I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life.” That is, like, the least-satisfying quote about a relationship we’ve ever read. C’mon, George!
Well, guess we’ll be reading the whole story to satisfy our craving. Even if there’s more about the fart jokes.
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