R. Kelly’s Autobiography Title Is Even Better Than You Expected


Say what you want about R. Kelly as a person or musician or lover, but the man knows how to title an autobiography:

SOULA COASTER: The Diary Of Me. Perfect! Literally couldn’t be more perfect. Combines an awesomely painful pun (worthy of this prestigious list) with a simultaneously redundant and spotlight-grabbing non-phrase. Meaning, it is R. Kelly.

We’ll discuss the amazing cover photo some other time, we still need another week or so to digest the words. But then the book comes out next week, and we’ll have a whole lot more words to digest. Why couldn’t ALL his words be abbreviated after one letter???

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