This year, MTV held a company-wide contest for the best Halloween costume. The winner? Not a Snooki, or The Sitch, or even a close-up of their wart-covered genitals. No, this year’s winner is something called “‘What Nightmares Are Made Of’ aka Soul Walker.” We also don’t have any idea, but the costume is above, and it’s kind of like Star Wars meets The Jabbawockeez. The creator and “soul walker” insane is Viacom Installation Technician (I don’t know what this means) Eric Lane, who was good enough to take video of his costume accosting little children on some suburban street in the tri-state area.
And let’s just say that Super Mario is still a boss. Because if I was all turned out in a My Little Pony costume as a child and saw this approaching me, my tail would go straight up before the storm if you know what I mean.